Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Joys of Work

You just got an email from Cousin Susie telling you the news about Aunt Bea’s Sunday Brunch. She is having one every Sunday at the new house they bought down on Mulberry Lane, huge dining room, antique furniture with a huge china cabinet and everything! The entire family will be invited and Aunt Bea is planning a new theme dinner each week starting with a Polish Polka Extravaganza. Bill Garbonski will be bringing the boys down to play polka’s during dinner. But not to worry, she will make her special pickled pig’s feet recipe every week no matter what.


Cousin Susie can’t wait she is so excited to enjoy every single Sunday Brunch. Of course she works at a bank down town; they are closed on Sunday’s, which leaves Cousin Susie free to attend each and every Sunday event.

You on the other hand, work the front desk at the motel down on Route 36. They are open every day of the week, so this means you will not be able to attend every single exciting Sunday Brunch with the whole clan down on Mulberry Lane.

You are just heartbroken and upset that you are going to miss such an important event in your life. You will only be able enjoy Aunt Bea’s special pickled pig’s feet every other weekend. Sigh.

What can you do? There has to be a way for you to not miss these phenomenal Sunday events each and every week.


There is. Go get a job at a bank.

Your co-workers do not want to work every weekend just so you can attend Aunt Bea’s themed Sunday Brunches every week.


We hear her pickled pig’s feet are tough anyway.

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