My Twilight Zone Moment for September

I awoke Saturday morning to discover I had been bush whacked!! Someone put their hands on my bush without an invitation. Or more appropriately the butterfly bush in my front yard was MIA. Someone had decided they needed it more than me. I have to admit this is a new one for me. Bush thieves skulking in the dark of night plucking unsuspecting victims from their dirty depths. There are just too many humorous ways to look at the latest occurrence in my otherwise mundane life. Perhaps Lowes should have advertised the meager $5.98 it cost to have one of your own butterfly bush more often in their fliers. Either way, I should be able to find a story in this one.